What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
OMFG LOOK AT THE POLICE